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when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench
dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!
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This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Friday night and too many lagers!
I'd had a bit to drink you see and I just went arse over elbow!
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tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.
tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol
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the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.
Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.
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The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
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Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
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when you truely think your partner has an amazingly gorgeous arse
love you gorge-arse
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