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v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).
Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!
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When multiple jews have orgasms at the same time and all exlaim Mozel tov!
at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!
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Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.
Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.
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The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.
"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"
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An oven with a nickel in the back.
Dude a nickel!
Watch out, it might be a Jew Catcher.
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Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.
Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!
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When your Jew boss gives you something and then takes it back.
I know I gave the baseball tickets to you, but since I am a Jew Giver, I want them back so I can use them.
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