Do You Need That

Do you need that is a slang people at my school made it essentially means Do you need that attitude

"do you need that attittude?"

Do you like cheesecake?

Like you tush licked

Do you like cheesecake?

Do you like dragons

Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school

Cousin: Do you like dragons

Me" yes

Him Dragon deez nuts across your face

Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

What are you doing?

Used when someone is annoyed at someone

Guy: Turns off light when someone is still in the room
Other guy: What are you doing?

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?