A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
Slang term for a Jewish person
Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.
The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”
“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”
A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.
An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.
I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.