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(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)
Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.
Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.
"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"
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A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
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When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)
Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.
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(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.
Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.
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School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
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A nice school campus in Weston with really good classes and good teachers. Population is mostly whites and Hispanics and you might find a black or Asian person once in a while. The security guards think they’re the swat team but in reality they don’t even have guns. All the girls wear booty shorts and crop tops or claim to be an “e girl”. Then you have those people who are stuck in the 90s trend. There’s no interracial dating. Everyone’s last name is Garcia. All the white girls fetish the black guys. The white boys don’t consider being lightskin black. Everyone says nigga. Everyone juuls but in reality never smoked weed in their life. Everyone owns white filas. Cheerleaders are fake asf and SGA is just favorites and blondes. The school has 5000 students which most of them don’t even live in weston or are even legal.
Cypress bay high school kids:
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen
Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......
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A school full of hoes. Ugly ass girls that wanna be cute. Boys who broke as fuck but swear they got money. People that wear fake ass clothes and shoes. And girls who think the can fight.
“This girl I’m talking to a hoe ong.””Fr? “Just like them bay creek middle school girls.”
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