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Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!
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When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.
Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)
Later today we should go cake baking~
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When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
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When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
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When you're biting into a waffle or other baked good whose batter has not been mixed well, and you receive a "blast" of uncooked dry ingredients - including the baking powder used to make it rise.
"Wow, Nora, I just got a blast of baking powder on that bite."
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The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
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noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
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