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The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.
Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers
A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”
a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion
jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world
“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”
Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure
My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!