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These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.
Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!
Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.
Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!
Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.
Thing #1: ...
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When a person says something off topic or very stupid.
Outrageously
Moronic
Asshat
Retard
John: Banana!
Sally: Omar Moment
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A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
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A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.
dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
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The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.
After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.
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A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."
You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."
That is a Fuck Moment
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The moment when you have a moment where you are slow to process simple information
“What color is a firetruck?” “Uhhhhh sorry, I just had a Thomas moment”