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The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."
blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey
Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this
a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey
Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey
A condom
Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.
The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.
After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.
A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation
Why are you always a blanket rack