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blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023


ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!

Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.

by 22deuce83 November 7, 2023


bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024


bleach blonde bad built butch body

A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.

Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”

by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024


Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023


James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.

She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.

by spillthedamntea February 4, 2018


faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

by LazyEva January 16, 2018