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The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.
Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!
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Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.
Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.
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Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.
Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.
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Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dΚΙkΙnΙs/'bΙΉΙkfΙst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
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When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
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A manly meal, when fried breakfast is in any container, this can be from anything from a polystyrene food container to a large wooden crate, you can also fest in the food too so sometimes called a breakFEST box.
i just at a breakfast box, im now a real man
im going to fest in my breakfast box
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An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)
The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis
*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!
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