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When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”
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Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.
I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.
One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.
Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!
Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.
Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!
Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch
A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.
Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.
“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”
“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“
When you play a multiplayer game and the first game you play, your aim is absolutely cracked and you end up with at least a 3.0 KD.
“Dude i hopped on MW and totally had a first game pog.”