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can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."
"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.
1: "It's International Cannon Day!"
2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"
When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya