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When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.
Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings
When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.
- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.
A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore