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Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl đź–¤ October 21, 2021


Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 26, 2024


Condom

A glove penis

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom

by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019


Condom

A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse

To stay safe, use a condom.

by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020


Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017


Condom

A condom is a pecado

Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado

by Sione4 October 31, 2017


condom

A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.

A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.

by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020