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When your pants waist line goes right above your coochie
“Omg! My pants are so coochie waisted!”
“It’s giving Paris Hilton”
The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.
"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"
When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity
“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"
Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)
“That’s My Coochie Mom”