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Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0

by JowMeepers April 27, 2020


scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014


Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 22, 2021


kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022


kafira cow

the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022


Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 19, 2022


whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016