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when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.
Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in
A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.
I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.
Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.
She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.
A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')
Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.
John: Word.
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when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man
I really feel like an cracked actor lately
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When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.