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Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it
Average joe : she’s dead
Masturbating while at work.
Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.
A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.
"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"
Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.
That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.