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Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.
Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor
Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".
Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.
Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?
A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in
when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.
Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')
Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.
John: Word.
Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.
She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.