When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy
When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.
Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-
when the deepest thing that could ever happen happens
“i’ve got cum on my shirt that’s deepers creepers”
A creeper tshirt is worn by band kids who smell like rabbit ass. If you see someone wearing a creeper tshirt, punch them. They are built different.
Person 1: “THERES A KID WEARING A CREEPER TSHIRT RUN!!!”
Person 2: “I’m gonna punt that fucking kid.”
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!
Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing
Someone who, when at the office, watches coworkers while they are distracted working in their cubicles.
"Did you see Jan watching Mason? She is such a cube creeper!"