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1. a cock blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.
every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.
After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.
Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.
In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".
I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.
Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug
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wisky dick
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
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Dick eater is a Philly word, it is technically an idiom, it means to be joe, hype, or copying something or someone. It's a sign of disrespect.
"Yo why you such a dick eater"
"We arguing then she gone laugh, like she's really a dick eater"
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Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.
OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*
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Sorry its too big to fit on the screen.
Please use a larger device.
Dopes dick is huuuge
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