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Kovine Diet

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.

“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”

by Pantapoon June 21, 2018


Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.

Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet

by Stengo August 11, 2022


dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

by oooogaboooga May 16, 2019


Diet emo

Essentially a fake emo; wannabe.

Dude, 21 pilots is so diet emo.

by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017


diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021


diet

The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.

I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.

by tumelo December 16, 2022


Diet

Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet

Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet

by Faddy69 December 26, 2018