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screwba diving

Refers to where two aqualung-wearers "take da plunge" and have underwater sex.

Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.

by QuacksO January 26, 2022


Boogle-Dive

To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.

"I just found out that jump instructor is a cop and Bronwyn just performed a boogle-dive!

by Tekorji November 26, 2020


"No!" Dive

A cinema and TV cliché that started in the 80's, lasted for about a decade and was used in several movies. A main character would dive over the floor pretty much impossibly, always shown in slow motion while shouting "Nooooooo!!" to prevent a catastrophe from occurring.

Even if there was a reason to perform a "No!" Dive, because something that bad was about to happen, it's impossible to do and also too cliché, it's not 1990 anymore.

by Shoe-brush June 20, 2022


Diving liveaboard

A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.

Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!

by LiveAboard.com July 5, 2017


wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 10, 2005


diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017


Duffster Dive

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.

A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".

by juris skeptic May 21, 2013