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a white boy who hangs out with asians because his own race disowned him. He looks like MaxMoeFoe and likes a quick fuck
Who wants a quick fuck?
Oh yes please my name is Dylan Kilgower
Awesome dude who is underated because he doesnt like to attract attention
A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong
Oh yeah Dylan (massive willy) Dylan Templeton
Dylan Coles are the sexiest humans alive. They get all the chicks. From freshman to seniors and even cougars they get major pussy. If you’re lucky enough to get a Dylan Cole prepare to give the best head of your life. Their TikToks are also really sexy.
freshman: damn that Dylan Cole be lookin sexy
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap
Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks
Tough dude. Pretty strong. Lifts a lot of weights. Doesn’t like fruit.
“Hey Dylan, what you doing today?”
“Lifting”
Dylan Wojno- iron
A point in a 2k game where you go 1/10 and then quit the game in a poor mood
Why did you quit, stop Pulling a Dylan