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Adjective for someone who's been bamboozled into death.
me irl: ur mum lol
person: heck *limbs fall off and bleeds out"
me irl: u just got trolled epic style
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When you fuck up so badly god takes a shit on your head
Jacob: I just had an Epic Gamer Moment
Jason: Damn That's Giving Me A Boner
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A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"
Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."
MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"
Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
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Used when the situation is incredibly epic, but not quite poggers. For example you might say that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was an "Epic Poo Play" because of the loud boom that the reactor caused.
It can also be used in Xbox Live parties when playing Call of Duty. Dying to your own grenade is a perfect example of an Epic Poo Play.
Also, an Epic Poo Play can be used in a sarcastic context. For example, when your Dad leaves home and doesn't return, although the situation is negative, this is also an Epic Poo Play.
The phrase "Epic Poo Play" is one of the most diverse phrases in the English language. With Morgan Langdon being the original owner of the word and having the first Epic Poo Play gamer tag on Xbox Live.
*Walks down the stairs to see parents watching the news*
Son - "Dad, have you seen the conflict between Israel and Palestine."
Dad - "Yeah mate, it's a bit of an Epic Poo Play isn't it?"
Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
do not trust the beast, epic fail worm
A epic gamer boy who can't give a shit about taking showers and refuses to take them
i am Epic Fresh Boi
When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.
Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."
or
Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"
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