he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
I talked to evan pecker yesterday
An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
🚗:i love u bethany evans
going poop in a public bathroom.
originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"
"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?