1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
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a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
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Chunky semen that resembles tapioca pudding
bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!
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Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.
Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"
Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...
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A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts
Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"
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The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.
Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.
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My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend
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