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chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!
A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire
Greg:what bob your gay
Kyler does it to me. So annoying.
KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!
Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him
The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.
To inflate the vagina.
So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.
When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'
today's special is the modelo beer cheese burger. no flat chalupa.