from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

Jared from Trinity

A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.

Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.

Gregory from Hellpark

That curly lookin dude from Hellpark that wears a ponytail. You probably thought he was Bebe at first glance. He is very very very very very charming. He is a hellspawn that is cool.

"Have you read Hellpark?"

"Yeah."

"My favorite character is Gregory. I simp."

"I simp as well."

"Gregory from Hellpark is the best."

From match to snatch

The amount of time it takes from matching someone on tinder or dating website to having sex with them

My fastest from match to snatch rate for tinder was 3 hours

Return from the Dead

When you die, and then you come back to life. Or in films a character is assumed dead when he/she is not dead. That character then shows themself alive.

Rafe McCawly "returns from the Dead" in Pearl Harbor, after being shot down in Europe.
Freddy Krueger has a constant return from the dead thing.
Jesus Christ returned from the dead