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When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.
"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"
a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them
that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge
Someone who asks a tomb stone for directions, otherwise known as Oachocacklomous. from the derieved word Oach2 meaning total retard. and lomous meaning idiot from latin 3 another example would be someone who pulls an automatic door and sits and crys on the floor as he watches the people inside.
Mick: I can't read the words on that sign!
Steve: its a giraffe!
Mick: Oh...Im such a Hairy BeefCake!
Steve: Yes! Did you know its otherwise known as Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)
Im always in the mood to eat some hairy lipped snapper