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When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
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My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
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Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.
"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"
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a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them
that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge
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Someone who asks a tomb stone for directions, otherwise known as Oachocacklomous. from the derieved word Oach2 meaning total retard. and lomous meaning idiot from latin 3 another example would be someone who pulls an automatic door and sits and crys on the floor as he watches the people inside.
Mick: I can't read the words on that sign!
Steve: its a giraffe!
Mick: Oh...Im such a Hairy BeefCake!
Steve: Yes! Did you know its otherwise known as Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)
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Im always in the mood to eat some hairy lipped snapper
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