Must Have the Turkey

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.

Damn, he must have the turkey!

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Mhmhm might have to

No

“Hey bro you wanna go to the beach later?”
“Mhmhm might have to”

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Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

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Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

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Have sex with a goat

have sex with a goat day!

On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!

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Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

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Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

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