monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

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Camp Hi-Sierra

The most awesome summer camp there is in the whole of California. Mainly intended for use by Venture Scouts, Boy Scouts, or foreign visitors during International Rendezvous. We who go don't want to leave!

1) Dude! Did you hear? Camp Hi-Sierra is so awesome that it's the first summer camp in Urban Dictionary!

2) I spent 8 weeks in the Stanislaus forests up at Camp Hi-Sierra. Best summer of my life.

3) Camper: "Hey Jim, I just got back from Camp Hi-Sierra!
Jim: "Well, what do you have to say?"
Camper: "DO YOU WANT IT IN YOUR SOCKS!?
Jim: "In my socks?"
Camper: "In your socks!"
Jim: "YES, I WANT IT IN MY SOCKS!"
Both: Yaaaaar!
(enthusiasm is a wonderful thing)

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His Father's Trailer

An erotic sex excursion which involves driving approximately three hours into a desert and engaging in sexual activities inside an abandoned trailer.

"Shit dog, let's go experience his father's trailer!"

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conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

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chip on his shoulder

One who has something to prove.

The diversely sourced definitions of this phrase all have a common factor; it refers to someone whose behavior indicates that he/she has something to prove. Whether due to an inferiority complex, a strong passionate conviction for one's personal beliefs, a sense of being victimized or treated unfairly, or a resistance to heed advice from a more knowledgeable; one tends to display an air of hyped self-confidence and/or superiority or bravado.

"She's overly defensive because he's got a...
"See? I was right! I try to tell him; He should've listened to me! If it weren't for that...
"I think part of his drive for success and power can be attributed to that...

.....Chip on his shoulder."

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sugar in his shorts

effeminate, gay, homosexual

I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts

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hi im paul

Weird ass monkey that always pops up in nickelodeon shows that says "hi I'm Paul."

hi im paul is pretty muchj ust an old meme that is used when someone asks for your name!

Friend: Hey man, what's your name?

You: Hi I'm Paul!

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