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Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
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Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
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America's vintage bowler derby hat.
Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
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To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.
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Possibly too profane for the internet
While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
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when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam
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a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!
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