rude hit

a bad blow, an FML moment.

"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

hit the hills

To flee.

Yeah, you should hit the hills before they come back.

Hit the wire

The act of using a cut up USB cable plugged into a device like a computer in order to hit a 510 thread cart. It tends to hit pretty strong.

Adam: Damn bro, my battery's dead and I forgot my charger
Bret: Don't even worry about it, I got a wire right here
Adam: Sweet, who needs a battery when I can just hit the wire.