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When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
Standing around doing nothing, typically at work
Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.
Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.
mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys
man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...
The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.
The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.
the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?