The subtle art of the perfect queef timing. To land the perfect queef at the perfect time.
Jenny: So why did he break up with you
Heather: Oh he's a big baby. He got mad when he went down and I dropped a Q-bomb right in his face.
A polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing, created and known from DarrenLevy YouTube channel
"Thank-Q for the ride, good night"
When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
When you are bored and you think you found something original.
hgjfkdlspaozixucyvtbrnemw,q is not original
When you are SO bored, that you type the first letter of the first collumn, then the last letter of the last collumn, then the second letter of the second collumn, then the second last letter of the last collumn, then the third letter of the first collumn, then the third last letter of the last collumn, then repeat on the second collumn, second last, third, third last, etc.
P1: I'm bored
P2: q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby
P1: ok
A packet of quavers on the morning of a huge hangover
Do you want a packet of cheesy-q's?
Small dick or small penis. Meaning that the guy has big ball and a small penis. The penis is always pointing out as if it bigger whereas it is small.
It is almost impossible to do a women on top on a capital letter Q.