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40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age

Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.

by randymaniam June 5, 2010


Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.

"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.

by Written by Love February 19, 2023


Blue gassing

The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.

AKA blue balls but for vehicles.

-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.

-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.

by eemxep November 29, 2020


blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc May 23, 2018


Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 7, 2010


Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

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Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021