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A formula, composed of a precise mixture ratio of high quality vodka (Absolut is best) and Redbull which rapidly gets one mashed up with optimal effects.
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Part D
Hatred - The side effect can be the most substantial. Ever since DIAB was created, the divorce rate has been increasing dramatically. Many scientists say that they have a direct correlation, but that is debatable. It is believed that anyone who takes the medicine experiences the "HULK" Effect. Extreme strength and irritability are often felt and this causes many domestic disputes which eventually lead to neighborhood brawls of epic proportions. (On a side note, DIAB has also caused some good in the world. A mother actually lifted a car while using DIAB to save her son's life. It was not reported, however, how she beat him later for not putting the toilet seat down after his use. DIAB is a harsh mistress.)
Warnings:
Do not use anything other than stainless steel to handle Death in a Bottle. Use of any other type of material may cause spontaneous combustion upon the liquid's contact. Do not allow the ooze-like toxic substance to crawl back into it's nest (aka container) You poured it out for a reason and it damn well better behave properly! DO NOT ALLOW IT TO TOUCH YOUR TONGUE! If for any reason it does come in contact with this muscle, immediately cut it off. If you do not, it will cause a lifetime of agony that no therapist can cure. Trust me, I am now dead on the inside.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
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Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.
Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.
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Part B
Fear - Another common side-effect is fear itself. There has been many cases of fear and panic spreading throughout an area just from the mere mention of DIAB. One unofficial record of DIAB's effect is "The War of the Worlds" radio broadcast. If you tuned in to the Columbia Broadcasting System on October 30, 1938 Just after the opening theme of Piano Concerto No. 1, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, the microphone flips on about 3 seconds too early and catches Orson Welles gagging and exclaiming his hatred of Tussionex. "Damn Death in a Bottle!" And he proceeds to vomit on the studio floor. A few minutes later, they continued on with the show. The microphones shut off immediately after he uttered the phrase, but it was too late. Panic ensued with many people fleeing the New York Area from Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) associated with DIAB.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
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a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.
Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
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a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
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I Accidentally a Coca-Cola Bottle
What should I do?
I Accidentally a Coca-Cola Bottle
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