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Zuckerberg moment

When you have the epiphany of a life changing idea or design but you explain it to a technically superior geek who develops the idea and makes millions.

That was my Zuckerberg moment, I shouldn't have gone public with that idea. The guys I told are now millionaires.
Only if I had the technical know how I would be rich by now.

by Gekoguy November 28, 2012

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


OMAR Moment

When a person says something off topic or very stupid.

Outrageously
Moronic
Asshat
Retard

John: Banana!

Sally: Omar Moment

by MicklePicklez February 11, 2011

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

by juliett May 19, 2009

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.

dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.

by trammyman lol September 5, 2007

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 29, 2006

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Moment

A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."

You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."

That is a Fuck Moment

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 9, 2009

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Thomas Moment

The moment when you have a moment where you are slow to process simple information

β€œWhat color is a firetruck?” β€œUhhhhh sorry, I just had a Thomas moment”

by Thomaslover5572 March 22, 2022