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when you are woken up to the pain of one of the most painful charlie horses around.
I had an ow morning that woke me up at 5:00 in the morning.
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that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are
ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...
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A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.
let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.
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a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning
dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops
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A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.
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Part of the lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce. When a group of people are talking in lyrics, the speaker bursts in with "ON A COLD WINTER MORNING".
Person #1: Scotty doesn't know...
Person #2: That Fiona and Me...
Person #3: Do it in my van every...
Person #4: ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.
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A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.
Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!
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