texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

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Iron Kidz Gang

The most interesting gang in vancouver

-Jared "wow they look interesting, they must be in the iron kidz gang"
-Brian "I think they buy from milad @ barnes wheaton GM"
-Jared "rumor has it, that he is the most interesting man in surrey"
-Brian "i like gnomes"

Iron Man Numbers

When something reaches a very large number of hits. Similarly to the hit blockbuster movie Iron Man did in theaters.

My thread is getting Iron Man numbers.

This video I just uploaded is getting some hella Iron Man numbers.

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Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

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pay the iron price

To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.

I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.

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five iron frenzy

The greatest band ever. of any genre of music. their songs are funny and sad and they sing about just about everything that normal teenagers go through. their tunes are catchy and make you want to skank like there's no tomorrow!

five iron frenzy kicks every other band's ass!!!

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iron lion zion

1. A slammin' Marley song and;
2. A Rasta clothing company

I am on the rock and then I check a stock
I have to run like a fugitive to save the life I live
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion
I'm gonna be Iron like a Lion in Zion
Iron Lion Zion

- Bob Marley

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