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When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and before she can swallow or spit it out he slaps (backhand or open palm are both acceptable) her in the mouth. The blood from the slap and the semen mix together forming what resembles the jelly in a jelly doughnut.
I came in her mouth and then i smacked the ho... but thats one jelly doughnut i'll pass on eating.
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alternative way of describing your's or someone's belly button. best used when a persons stomach is so large and covered in fleshy rolls that the button is barely visible
There is a guy at work who always eats fast food, his stomach rolls are hiding his jelly-button.
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When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick
that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch
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The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."
Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
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Breakfast condiment for males to be spread on toast.
Dear, could you please pass the man jelly? I think its next to the man peanut butter.
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The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage
Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus
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