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Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.
Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk
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When three or more males are shoulder to shoulder while giving each other hand jobs, and have a normal day-to-day conversation.
when i went to this orgy, i found out there were only ten dudes, so i left when they suggested a jerking circle.
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When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.
Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.
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A Circle Jerk containing two people.
The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked
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Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.
"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."
See also: Jeremy Piven
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A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
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when two people play free for all on mw2 and take turns killing each other to get a nuke. in turn being complete douches and ruining the game.
marksman4 and satern123 were totaly circle jerking cuz they kept takin turns gettin nukes.
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