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When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.
Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!
Horny girls who are apparently girlfriends of Discord mods...
"It's Daddy's kitten here uwu"
When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.
This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
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REALLY hot person. a catgirl with mommy milkers and SEVERAL eboys in their dm’s. doesn’t have to be a girl though, anyone can be a kitten bae.
1: oh my god did you see who he’s texting?!
2:no?!
1: he’s managed to pull a kitten bae
2: wtf how he’s a 2/10
1: he’s drained his bank account for her, duh.