Random
Source Code

on my knees to pray

oral sex

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

by michael foolsley July 20, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 February 17, 2012

207๐Ÿ‘ 908๐Ÿ‘Ž


Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics February 22, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knee Deep in the Dead

The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate

Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*

by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 15, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wash your knees

Go suck a dick

Hey go wash your knees

by Dr.33 December 14, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 27, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Spacey's Knees

1) referring to Kevin Spacey's bum knees (origin can be traced to Spacey's role in Unusual Suspects where he plays a cripple with shitty knees); usually said as an insult
2) In the Pike fraternity
3) Sometime's confused with SDT

Tremor came on at the club and Louis blew his knee out again. Kid has Kevin Spacey's knees. Marona fook.

by Ya Sista's Fatch August 24, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž