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An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.
Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants
Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?
The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.
After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.
1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob
2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
Someone who bites off a mans penis
Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off
a person who put themselves out there sexually.
That girl is such a noodle knob