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life alert

something every senior citizen should have

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!

by osnap kevin January 30, 2009

83๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

by XeL March 10, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tree of life

When the skies of the grounds were one, the Legends, with their twelve forces, nurtered the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of the tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend the embrace the heart of the tree of life, the Legends hereby devide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns as skew. The twelve forces divide intro two and create two suns that lool alike into two worlds that seem alike. The Legends travel apart. The Legendes shall now see the same ski but shall stand on different grounds, shall stay on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the Legends will greet each other. The day the red force purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.

"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (/starts the video at 1:26)"

"what the hell is the tree of life"

"ahahah their mama is a tree"

by sooyae February 17, 2013

41๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Game No Life

A well-known and liked anime that premiered back in 2014. It was based off the light novel series of No Game No Life. It has made a large community and Shiro, one of the main protagonists, is seen as an iconic waifu among some viewers, particularly among loli lovers because she is 11 years old. It builds a large story and left the first season on a cliffhanger.

Though being an amazing anime, everyone is annoyed about how long they are waiting for a second season. No release date is yet set for a second season is set, and all we got so far is the movie "No Game No Life: Zero" in 2017.

Person 1: What's your favourite anime?
Person 2: Obviously No Game No Life

by J4ckStyp3 August 28, 2018

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


No life king

Refers to Alucard the one true vampire from the manga Hellsing.
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"

-Hey No life king, lets go mental.

by Banana-q August 12, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didnโ€™t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 8, 2021


geez life

Slang term for being old.

I got it goinโ€™ on, Iโ€™m livinโ€™ the geez life!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020