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when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.
Mr. Longenecker is literally God.
Annual celebration of the Gun Powder Plot in Lewes created by M Symes of Worthing. AKA Mr Bonfire.
Fun-packed festival celebrating the Zulu tribes and the Conservative party.
I’m off Lewes to meet Mr Bonfire. Don’t be silly he lives in Worthing.
The biggest badass in the Gurhal System of Phantasy Star Universe. He is a tall black man with a large white afro and a short white beard. He sports Neudaiz based clothing and wields the mighty Rayharod as one of the GUARDIANS's fiercest newmans. His personality is very uncouth and cocky, however, as he enjoys "farting around" on his home ship, the GUARDIANS Colony. You can see him usually strolling around with his partners Asian Cookie and Genevieve, running a do or cocking a fart.
Dude, did you see Mr. God running a do?
The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
Someone who crashes their car through someone's front fence when trying to drift their 2 day old car
What happened Mr Drifter?
"I fucken lost it"