yeet that meat

Beating your meat, masturbating

Let's yeet that meat !

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Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!

wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen

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meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

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Meat Maraca

(n.) it is another word for a clam noodle, chocolate dipped ice cream pickle, frog-ankle, cube of butter. Penis.

holy shit! did you see that guy shaking his meat maraca in the bathroom? thing musta owed him money.

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Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

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meat sauce

The opposite of weak sauce. Refers to someone/something awesome, also known as the real shit.

I'm a meat sauce. Vegetarians are weak sauces.

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Meat wig

It is a pubic wig that is placed around the genitals to cover up a rash or crabs.

Oh man my crotch itches and I have a rash! She was using a meat wig.....

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