Minging

Longing for, desperate for. Something that one desires deeply

"Zulu was minging for a weekend night shift"

Zi ming

That annoying immature classmate that is chinese

Shut up lah Zi Ming

Zi Ming

A great being with limitless power

Oh no its a zi ming

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

what in the yao ming

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person one: does something dumb
person two: what in the yao ming are you doing

Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"